{"title":"All Soaps","description":"","products":[{"product_id":"blackbeard","title":"Blackbeard Soap","description":"\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eIf you’re feeling feisty, fair mariner, then this is the soap for you. Our activated charcoal bar, black as your soul, will clean and tame even the beastliest skin. Get knocked out by the black licorice scent of anise, mellowed with a hint of amyris. Like our pal Blackbeard, we’re pretty sure this soap is a one-of-a-kind.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eNot unlike Rollergirls, pirates of yore often took monikers that make them sound, well, a little more badass. Case in point: Edward Teach, alias “Blackbeard,” notorious sea dog and ne’er do well. So iconic is his image as The. Pirate. of the 1700’s that 300 years later, when you think about pirates, the picture in your head is probably of Blackbeard. Anecdotal evidence suggests that many of Blackbeard’s contemporaries actually believed he was the Devil himself. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eGiven Blackbeard’s legendary status as one of the scariest pirates ever to raise the Jolly Roger, they probably weren’t far off the mark. Among numerous other atrocities, he’s rumored to have shot his own First Mate, explaining to his horrified crew that, “if he didn’t shoot one or two crewmen now and then, they’d forget who he was.” Fun fact: According to several witnesses, after the fatal loss of his ship Adventure to Lieutenant Robert Maynard, Blackbeard’s severed head eventually wound up hanging from Maynard’s bowsprit while his headless body swam around the sinking Adventure between 2 and 7 times! Awesome or gross? You be the judge!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIngredients: Olive oil, water, yellow beeswax, coconut oil, palm oil, castor oil, sodium hydroxide (lye), activated charcoal powder, illicium verum (Chinese star anise) essential oil, amyris balsamifera (amyris) essential oil\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Squeaky Sailor Soap","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51183439806742,"sku":null,"price":15.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0988\/0843\/0870\/files\/Blackbeard.png?v=1775757321"},{"product_id":"limey","title":"Limey!","description":"\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eFor your travels, fair mariner, we at Squeaky Sailor have crafted a soap with a lovely lime scent and a gorgeous peppermint underbelly. Washing with Squeaky Sailor's Limey! soap may not save you from scurvy, but your skin will stay in fightin' form, and you'll smell good enough to eat. Limey! – say it with pride.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eHands up! Who knows what scurvy is? We’ll give you a hint – nary a fruit or veg. in sight for months makes for some truly revolting vitamin deficiency-based diseases. If you think Brittanic food is bad nowadays, just consider what if must have been like on a mariner vessel in the 1700’s! Ewww. With no way to keep cool, fruits and veggies rotted long before sailors could eat them, and so seamen missed out on most of the nutrients they needed to stay healthy - most particularly Vitamin C. Hello scurvy! To combat the nasties of this miserably debilitating disease - the bane of sailors everywhere for centuries - the British navy began stocking their ships with limes, which rotted less quickly and were chock-full of Vitamin C. British sailors eventually became known as “limeys” for their citrus-devouring ways, and the term is still used today (by nerds, rude Frenchmen and old people) to describe a person from Jolly Old England.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSqueaky Sailor Soaps are cold-processed the old-fashioned way and cured for a minimum of four weeks. 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But we hope you will forgive us our flights of fancy and enjoy Marooned, our cedar and sage-scented soap with a gentle beeswax and olive oil base. May sniffing this bar inspire as many nautical daydreams as your adventurous heart desires!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAh, bliss! The scent of an empty cedarwood chest just speaks to us. We at Squeaky Sailor are extra-keen on shipping trunks, items that to us, smack of travel and sea-worthy adventure. Our hands may be busy making soap, but one whiff of Marooned and our heads become an explosion of Swiss Family Robinson-esque daydreams: Here we are, gathering shipwreck flotsam and jetsam off a seaweed-strewn beach, building a new life on an uninhabited South Sea island. 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Like the Queen herself, we think this out-of-the-ordinary soap has a power all its own.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSeriously, if you don’t know about Gráinne Ní Mháille, then we feel bad for you. Born in 16th century English-occupied Ireland to a family of sea-farers, young Gráinne or “Grace” as her name is often anglicized, earned her nickname “Gráinne Mhaol” (Bald Grace) early in life by doing a Miley when her father insisted that she could not come on a trading mission with him because her long hair would get tangled in the ship’s rigging. Outfoxed by his newly bald daughter, her dad relented, and she eventually teamed up with him and became an expert sailor and pirate. 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We urge you to explore to your heart’s content, but remind you that if at all possible, you should fly to Australia! After all, danger can be interesting, but death is permanent.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSqueaky Sailor Soaps are cold-processed the old-fashioned way and cured for a minimum of four weeks. 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